18 August 2009 in Entertainment
A certain Leningrad family, fond of telling jokes, owned a parrot. One day it disappeared. They hunted high and low, but it was nowhere to be found. Without wasting any time the parrot’s owner rushed to the KGB.
‘Why come to us?’ they asked. ‘We haven’t got your parrot, no one’s brought it here.’
‘Never mind, Comrade Commander, it’s bound to be brought in soon and I just wanted to tell you that I don’t share its opinions.’
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18 August 2009 in RoyalPics
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17 August 2009 in Entertainment
Stalin kondigt in een partijvergadering twee drastische maatregelen aan:
- Er gaan 45 partijleden tegen de muur.
- Het Kremlin wordt groen geschilderd.
Een partijlid staat op en vraagt: “Waarom groen?”
“Juist,” zegt Stalin, “dacht al dat we het over het eerste punt eens zouden zijn.”
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17 August 2009 in RoyalPics
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16 August 2009 in RoyalPics
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16 August 2009 in Entertainment
Great Britain and France hold the tender for digging the tunnel beneath English Channel.
Americans:
- We will dig the tunnel from 2 sides within 2 years and guarantee the joint accuracy of 15 meters.
Japanese:
- We will dig the tunnel from 2 sides within 1 year and guarantee the joint accuracy of 5 meters.
Russians:
- Well… We also will dig the tunnel from 2 sides within two weeks and don’t guarantee any joint accuracy. At worst you will have two tunnels.
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16 August 2009 in RoyalPics
Gewoon 1:1, omdat het kan. Het geheel was niet in 1 foto te vatten. Ook niet met mijn 15mm fisheye.
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15 August 2009 in Entertainment
Putin goes to a restaurant with the leaders of the two houses of parliament. The waiter approaches and asks Putin what he would like to order.
“I’ll have the meat.”
- “And what about the vegetables?”
“They’ll have the meat too. “
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15 August 2009 in RoyalPics
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14 August 2009 in Entertainment
A Briton, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. “Look at their reserve, their calm,” muses the Brit. “They must be British.”
“Nonsense,” the Frenchman disagrees. “They’re naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French.”
“No way! They have no clothes and no shelter,” the Russian points out, “They have only an apple to eat, and they are being told they live in a paradise. Obviously, they are Russian.”
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14 August 2009 in RoyalPics
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13 August 2009 in Entertainment
What is 150 yards long and eats potatoes?
A Leningrad queue waiting to buy meat.
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